I'm Leanna, Hello.

Hey, Ask me Questions, Actually just message me in general. I am a Taurus, and I think I am HILARIOUS. I like to reblog a lot of things, mostly just random funny stuff, so follow me if you are into that.

eatabutt420:

fuckinglesbian:

thorsies:

having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”

I feel so uncomfortable

this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read

(via idontliketoflyintherain)

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

image

(Source: timmyturntner, via madonnastwat)

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

(via madonnastwat)

entermindpalace:

This one shall pass little human

entermindpalace:

This one shall pass little human

(Source: molotofpt, via madonnastwat)

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

(via phils-mum)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via phils-mum)

obesenigger:

tragic and messy

obesenigger:

tragic and messy

(Source: porshastewart, via madonnastwat)

Madagascar’s a film, not a country!

(via overheard-at-school)

(via madonnastwat)

toewses:

#i’m sure in 1986 that didnt sound as gay as it does now

(Source: gilliananderson, via madonnastwat)

familyfriendlyurl:

my tombstones gonna say “ripped in peace” as i flex forever in my tiny coffin

(via itsmemacleod)